Matt Leinart to be a dad

Good call, Chuckster. I forgot the "Reignman" had super sperm.

 

Upon further review it looks like a booty call gone bad.

Her dad said the two broke up about a year ago but were still 'friends.' No marriage is in the works and she is due in November.

From AP:

 

Another example of why ex-sex is ALWAYS a bad idea.

 

Did the dad use the term "reportedly" to describe the breakup? If so, that's hilarious.

 

Matt Leinart gets what Matt Leinart wants, and if that means a quickie before Paris gets home, condoms be damned.

 

Steve Garvey is my Padre.

 

Matt shoulda raw dogged that shit and finished on her grill.

 

Steve Garvey, the father of our country

 

Don't bet on it.

Anybody ever wonder (out loud, anyway), that with the well-reported and world-renowned alleged total of 20,000 notches on Wilt Chamberlain's bedpost, about the fact that there isn't even ONE acknowledged, or for that matter, even any seriously contended illegitimate children resulting from all this screwing? Remember, Wilt didn't claim 20,000 episodes -- he claimed 20,000 different women.

Even if Wilt used condoms every single time (99 percent reliability, supposedly) there should be a couple hundred little Wilties out there. And even if his partners were all also on the pill, odds are a few would have popped out, anyway.

 

First of all, Brynn is hottttttt with like 74 Ts.

Second of all, Wilt's much-hyped 20,000 number came (conveniently) in the midst of a book tour. Maybe he had a little too much alimony/child support to pay and needed to drum up sales.