Maurice Clarett Arrested -- Again.

Big surprise here. He never should have effed up at The Ohio State University to begin with. The more things line up, the more I am convinced that Maurice Clarett is mentally unstable.

 

Robbing people at his local bar
Kevlar vests
Junior jihad weapon kit
Open vodka as well as a hatchet.


Really not going out on a limb with the "mentally unstable" claim.

 

Junior jihad weapon kit? That's f-ing hilarious.

 

Or just plain dumb.

Whatever the case, Clarett doesn't seem to have much of a support system. I don't think this story ends well -- guy's either in-and-out of jail or dead in 10 years.

 

For it's 1, 2, 3 strikes you're out....

 

Well, this is surprising.

I mean, he's been a model citizen for the past, what, three or four weeks.

 

i dunno why this dude hasn't made an album with dmx yet

 

I don't think he's unstable, I think he's in trouble with the wrong effing people. Four guns? A bulletproof vest? A taser doesn't phase him?

This dude's preparing for a fucking battle.

 

I usually keep a hatchet and an open bottle of vodka in my car (for good luck), but the guns are taking it a little too far.

 

My favorite part of the story so far? Reports that he took a drink out of the vodka bottle in front of the cops after getting out of the SUV.

 

Maurice shows how many times he'll be arrested before the end of the year.

 

America, Fuck Yeah!