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Maurice Clarett Arrested -- Again.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by D.Sanchez, Aug 9, 2006.

  1. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I'm a fucking soldier!!
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  2. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    After Clarett exceeded said total, he requested a different number.

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  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Video still from last night:

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  4. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Bravo.
     
  5. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    Chorus
    Stop, Drop, Mo open up a gun shop
    Oh, no, that's how Buckeye roll
    Stop, Drop, Mo open up a gun shop
    Oh, no, that's how Buckeye roll

    Tressel wanna try (what)
    Tressel wanna lie (what)
    Then I don't wonder why (what)
    Tresel's gonna die (what)
    All I feel is mace (what)
    All up in my face (what)
    How can I maintain? (what)
    Wit' shocks in my brain (what)
    They say kevlar stopped the shock (what)
    But my waves were going tick-tock (what)
    Like they don't know that causes pain (what)
    Should have seen me after we beat the 'Canes (what)
    Now they know my crossbow is wit it (what)
    You want it, come and get it (what)
    I'll split your head with it (what)
    You fuckin' right we did it (what)
    What the fuck you gon' do? (what)
    When I run up on you (what)
    Fuckin' wit' the wrong crew (what)
    Don't know what we gon' do (what)
    The Broncos I'm gonna kill (what)
    For cuttin' up my will (what)
    Lem'me find out, I'm on my way to Denver (what)
    Ah shit, cops on my rear (what)
    Nothin' I can't handle (what)
    Only mace can dismantle (what)
    Stun gun's lightin me like candle (what)
    I've already used up my vest (what)
    So please don't test (what)

    Chorus
    Stop, Drop, Mo open up a gun shop
    Oh, no, that's how Buckeye roll
    Stop, Drop, Mo open up a gun shop
    Oh, no, that's how Buckeye roll
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    We need soldiers like Maurice Clarett in Iraq -- fighting for the other team.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    THAT"S NOT FUNY! PERHEPZ YOU MIGHT WAN TO JION HIM IN POLISE STAION! [/cockdian]
     
  8. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Nice. After that, maybe he can jion COCKIAN's fantasy team.
     
  9. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Lose the punctuation next time, slappy. Otherwise, well played.  :D
     
  10. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    Made a couple of changes.
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    OL HOBBITS DIE HARD DIK FOR BRANS


    better?
     
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Way to slap the Bilbo Baggins on him.
     
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