Maxim's Top 5 "unsexiest" women

Parker has had some horrible hairdos recently.

I saw her in a bar with Broderick about 10 years ago and she was not unattractive by any means.

 

I'd add Sarah Silverman to that list as well. She's the answer to what would John Elway look like if he were a woman.

 

Ease back from the crack pipe, bud.

 

Fuck that. She is amazing. I'd consider giving Jimmy Kimmel a tug if it meant I could sleep with Sarah Silverman.

 

Since it's a big pic, I'll post a link, but, suffice it to say, Sarah Silverman is hot.

http://www.ubii.freewebspace.com/images/sarah_silverman_-_standing_in_pink.jpg

 

I thought I was in the minority in Sarah Silverman. Sure, her head is somewhat oblong, but she has beautiful hair and nice features.

 

OK, I give up. Who the hell is that?

And for those bringing up Roseanne, Rosie, Bernhard -- I believe Maxim was going for women who are, or at one time were, considered sexy by a sizable segment of the male population.

 

Nice symbolism in that photo. I'd say it being a big photo is not the only reason to link it on this board.

 

I don't have a strong opinion regarding any of the picks, but it bears noting that Maxim has one of the most consistently assholish, hateful editorial tones of any major magazine.

If a copy of Maxim survives whatever sort of cataclysm ends up destroying our civilization, a distant-future archeologist who unearthed it would discover a Rosetta Stone of what was wrong with the late 20th/early 21st centuries.