Maxim's Top 5 "unsexiest" women

Her smile does it for me. She's fucking gorgeous.

 

That's a helluva good point.

 

Gracias. When it comes to men's magazines, I'll take Esquire. Maxim and its imitators read like they're written by dudes who drop date-rape drugs in women's drinks.

 

Is Sebastian Janikowski a staff writer there?

 

That's a photo of Rumer Willis, daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. One of the gossip sites calls her "Potato Head."

 

That's horrible, but I laughed. Does that make me horrible?

 

Yes Melock, it does.

 

But that's OK because most of us are horrible people, too.

 

Oh, OK.

I feel sorry for people like her and the daughter of Christie Brinkley/Billy Joel: They have gorgeous moms, but they end up looking more like their fathers.

 

irish, if we should ever find ourselves in the same liquor-serving establishment, your first drink is on me.

 

Absolutely agree. I used to subscribe. The first few issues seemed OK, but read a few issues and you come to realize that the first issue and the 24th issue are no different at all. In the end it's just a lot of fourth-grade humor claiming to be edgy.

 

OK, now there you're wrong. When it started, Maxim was solid, smart and unique. I was an original subscriber and have the first 100 issues tucked away as an eBay nest egg. It eventually lost my interest, and I've picked up a couple of issues in recent years to find that it's absolutely unreadable.

I don't know whether it's a dilution of the format, or that the original authors have gone on to other things, but it's not that you've matured or come to some realization -- Maxim used to be good, and now it sucks.