Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

I was almost scared to click on this thread. I expected Mrs. Chef to invite us to the wake or something.

 

I know.

I know.

But, I learned a valuable lesson in all of this.

Do-it-yourself surgery is highly overrated.

Plus, there was nothing on TV, the wife and kid were in bed, I was drunk, and the little son of a bitch on the fourth toe was starting to make me angry.

 

In all seriousness, Chef, get a pumice stone and go to town once a week or so when you get out of the shower.

Works wonders.

 

Find a different body part to put some of those corn remover pads on, just for the hell of it.

 

Won't help the 'Stubby' moniker at all, but yeah, what the Hell? Go for it, Chef!

 

WFW.

Glad it worked out, Chef. Consider yourself lucky. Yours was the story of many an ER patient.

 

I've had many an ingrown toenail in my lifetime, but i would never perform surgery on it like chef did...

 

I've had many ingrown toe-nails.

I always dig these little bastards out by themselves.

Blood everywhere, but it always feels better a day or so later.

 

Chef, I pray you never get genital warts.

 

I echo that sentiment.

As does mamachef.

 

That happens to me regularly. Toenail came off after I dropped a table on it in college, and it never grows back exactly right.

I pull it out...there's a bit of blood...but it immediately feels better.

 

This thread is not ending well.