Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Does this mean Chef's toe will grow back?

 

Wait, did chef really have to have his toe amputated? I haven't been paying attention.

 

Yeah, 'gola is about right.

I actually prefer it when the nail falls off compared to when the nail just stays purple/black, because then it takes like 6-8 months for that to grow all the way out. It looks gross as hell like that.

 

That sounds extremely painful. I hate it when I cut too much of the nail off my toe. I'd probably be in the fetal position if the entire thing was missing.

 

Yeah, it's not like it has to grow from the base like a tree limb. It sort of materializes whole from the toe out.

 

No, the toe is doing quite nicely.

If I had not been in a haze when we picked the team names for our Championship Bracket, I had the perfect fucking name for my team.

Chef's Final Four

Alas, I thought of this only yesterday.

Oh well.......the toe is healing with the help of the Good Doc Scholl.

These little bastards do wonders.

 

3 weeks ago today was when my attempted surgery occured.

Night and day from then until now.

The toe is completely healed, I can actually touch my toe without lemon pudding coming out of it.....all is well.

But alas......there's a small bump on the back of my neck that feels like a wart, but I know it's not.......If I can't get anything out of it after while, I go digging tonight.

Somebody bring me some whiskey.

 

Oh, good golly. I'm not such a big fan of this Web site before noon. Thanks, Chef.

 

Quit being such a wuss.

 

Anyone want some lemon pudding?

 

You got it, partner.

 

I think I've got a big bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.


Anyone?