Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

C) bashing a chiquito with a demarini

 

That very thought crossed my mind last night.

"Listen here you little bastards......get the hell out of my way, you become my personal miniature pinata!"

 

What's it gonna take for you to actually take a picture of the toe and post it?

 

You would not want that.

I assure you.

 

Norm is a glutton for punishment. You should see his idea of fun on the weekend.

 

I just called my attorney to ask him to file an injunction to bar Chef from posting photos. That's more than I need to see.

 

Norm, trust me ... this thread is plenty useful already without pictures.

 

After some thought.......I have decided to post a picture of my corn.

It is not the most pleasant thing you have ever seen.

You may or may not lose your appetite for a while.

And now, without further delay, I will post the pic at the bottom of this post to prevent the shocking horror that is sure to follow.







































;D

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

That's pretty funny, Chef.

 

well done, chef

 

Norm's asking me to post a picture of my right hand, which looks like a catcher's mitt thanks to my cat mauling my first finger when I tried to pull him out from under a car by his right rear leg.

Hint: cats don't like that.

So I'm on antibiotics, and my finger barely bends. I also can't straighten it.