Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Chef, can't you just see yourself in a few years?
"I've got this heart problem. I figured I'd get drunk and get in there and clear out the blockage myself."

 

I'm actually rooting for that day.

 

Nah.....would probably break down and go see the doc about a heart condition.

Toes are one thing. I have multiple toes.

Hearts....Only 1.

 

Chef is the wisest man I know.

 

OK, but you've got two lungs, two kidneys, two eyes, etc.
When are you going to get to those?
Cut the foreplay and get on with the hardcore stuff, man. Your fans await.

 

lungs, kidneys, eyes are peachy.

no need messing with those.

 

I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away.
I bleed it out,
Digging deeper just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away,
Just to throw it away.

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Wuss!
Yeah, I said it.

 

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!

The surgery is a little bit delayed, but going swimmingly.

Yes, I have a big golf tournament in which I tee off in about 5 1/2 hours.

Yes, I am good and innebriated (drunk)

So, in the words of Emmitt Fitz-Hume and Austin Millbarge (Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd from Spies Like Us)........."Let's begin......."


This should be pleasant........blood........fucking blood everywhere.............

 

I was just about to go to bed, but not a fuckin' chance now.
Keep the reports coming, you crazy bastard.
Is your will in order?

 

"Will.........yeah.............he fucking rocked in Fresh Prince."

Now, I've soaked through a full towel...........Sumamabitch, I didn't think a toe could bleed like a jugular.

Now.......I've gotten through the first layer of skin with my trusted razor blade, which I will refer to from here on as "Old Bloody"

Wow.

 

Down to the lemon pudding layer yet?