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Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Mar 12, 2008.

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  1. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    send money in lieu of flowers to tom petty.
     
    Tom Petty, Apr 26, 2008
    #457
  2. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    Chef would want it that way.
     
    friend of a friend, Apr 26, 2008
    #458
  3. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    I best get a cut...
     
    KYSportsWriter, Apr 26, 2008
    #459
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Holy Moly.

    I couldn't finish my surgical procedure last night, due to the fact I passed out while soaking my foot in hot water.

    Went in, starting digging on the corn, losing massive amounts of blood.....said to myself...."Fuck, this hurts more than it should...."--then realized I hadn't soaked it in hot water.

    I then woke up at 5 this morning, after passing out at around 4; played golf, slept.

    Just now woke up after a nice 5 hour nappy-poo.

    I'll be awake most of the night, and this time, THE SON OF A BITCH ON MY TOE WILL NO LONGER EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST, FOR TONITE, WE DINE IN HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

    I'm pumped!

    Cut by cut analysis, baby.
     
    Chef, Apr 26, 2008
    #460
  5. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    This will be the greatest night evar.
     
    friend of a friend, Apr 26, 2008
    #461
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    shuddup.
     
    Tom Petty, Apr 26, 2008
    #462
  7. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    why do you hate me?
     
    friend of a friend, Apr 26, 2008
    #463
  8. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    what?
     
    Tom Petty, Apr 26, 2008
    #464
  9. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    good to see Cindy back
     
    friend of a friend, Apr 26, 2008
    #465
  10. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    I can't wait to read this. I want to see the pictures.
     
    farmerjerome, Apr 26, 2008
    #466
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I am awfully afraid for Chef.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 26, 2008
    #467
  12. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    wuss
     
    friend of a friend, Apr 26, 2008
    #468
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