Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

OK.

I got a little of the good skin.

Bleeding like a fucking shark bite.

 

If you have two feet in 10 years, it'll be the upset of the century.

 

Through the first layer.

Still bleeding pretty good.

 

sumamabitch.

The foot is throbbing.......through the first layer, part way through the second.

I'm not near drunk enough, but at this point....don't really give two shits.

Blood all over. My dog is looking at me like....."dude, what in the FUCK are you doing?"

 

It sounds like your wife is never onboard with this.
Has anybody ever gotten divorced over a bloody stump that was once a toe?

 

Sidebar: Is it too early to nominate "Threads of the Year?"

Please continue. And please let us know you're alive.

Sidebar II: How'd you hit 'em? I hope you didn't lose too many of those balls you asked your wife to locate.

Please continue. And please let us know you're alive. Having 10 toes would be good news too.

 

This one is winding down.

I think I got most of it out.

 

That went relatively well.

Mikey may still be able to have breakfast.

 

shuddup.

 

Needle-nose pliers could help tear it off.

The scene probably looks like the backseat of Jules' car in Pulp Fiction.

 

We'll see about that. I might, in fact, have corn on the cob this evening, though.

 

Son of a gun! I'm away from the boards for a few days, and I miss THIS?! That's it. I'm never leaving my computer again.