Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Chef:

Any lemon pudding in this round?

And WHERE are the pictures?!?!?!?!

 

Please, please. There are only so many metal items Chef can handle while drunk. Plus, a camera can't do much damage...then again, it would be Chef taking the photo...

 

I attempted to take some pics, but they just turned into a big glob of shit that was unreckognizable, sorty like my foot.

 

Watch it, boy.

BTW- I have a new groundhog recipe to send you.

 

UPDATE;

This sorry fucking thing.

I go digging sometime after 11:00 cst tonight.

 

I can't tell what's the more eagerly-awaited event at this point:

- New episodes of 'The Office,' 'Lost' or 'The Wire' in each show's respective heyday

or

- Chef's futile attempts to kill himself through drunken podiatric surgery.

 

go with jack tonight. that always dulls the pain.

 

It would clean the wound as well, no?

 

With the Gentleman, Chef's whole fucking foot -- hell, maybe his leg -- would be in danger. We need a podcast.

And Chef, we're in CDT.

 

Standard time, daylight-savings time? Who cares as long as we get to sit in the comfort of our own homes watching Chef mutilate his toe even more.

And hey Mikey, don't read this thread while eating your Fruity Pebbles this time.

 

Although this is great entertainment, this might be the greatest fictitious thread since "My New Neighbor." All I know that it is comedic. Maybe you should really post a picture, maybe link it and say "NSFW" or "NSFA".

 

Have you ever turned down a romp in the hay?