Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

I've got this itch really deep in my sack. I'm going to get drunk, grab some peroxide and whip out the razor. We'll see if I can't cut that bastard out of there. Who wants to watch? /chef

 

ALL BALLS ITCH IT'S A FACT!

 

She's about to scratch 'em.

 

his breasts are spectacular.

 

"It's OK. He's got tits."

You're right, Tom.

 

Oh, Chef.

 

I didn't think Demo would get the Just One Of The Guys reference, but damn, you and Tomas were fucking solid there.

"You gotta get in there, move things around."

 

he did have a solid rack.

 

I'm on the verge of breaking out my DVD right now.

'Frecka free!!! Frecka froo!!! Frecka free Frecka free free!!! Frecka frecka froo!!!

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!'

 

If I had that on DVD, I might never leave the house.

Wait. I mean...ahh fuck it.

"Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid?"
"A blow job?"

 

Yeah, BYH, the purchase of that DVD on Amazon a few years ago was one of the best of my life, without question.

The Budster was legendary. In fact, in honor of him, I'm going to clean the house in boxers, a robe and black Chuck Taylors tomorrow.

 

Are you going to rub a dish towel between your legs too?

One of the funniest movies I've ever seen. My sister and I used to watch that and Revenge of the Nerds every day in the summer. My dad laughs about as often as a mime, but Just One Of The Guys cracks him up.