Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

You're a sick, sick man, BYH. I'm gonna do the dish towel and then the cool little two-step dance of his while singing 'Slow Hand'

I thought I was the only nerd around who could remember such minute details from this all-time classic. I do have a friend, though, who will sometimes greet me with, 'And the winner is...Greg Tollen. Congratulations, Greg....Thank you, Debra.'

And Revenge of the Nerds, also an all-time classic. I also must recommend the anniversary edition DVD for a true fan such as yourself. It's got something like a 45-minute sitdown with Lewis, Poindexter and Booger, as well as Stan Gable, Betty Childs (who is still smokin' hot) and Latrell, Lamar...Lamar Latrell!

 

"And I think those of us who have seen Greg in gym class know the answer to that one."

 

"I've got a new lift...it's called the pussy toss -- for distance."

 

I'm going to beat the shit out of you, Morehouse!

(poor Chef is going to be so confused in the morning when he hops to the computer and sees we've Just One Of The Guysjacked his self-mutiation thread)

 

chef has great tits.

 

Fixed.

 

it's ok. he had tits.

 

I fell right into that one.

Great work, Tomas. Now go itch your balls.

 

bravo to you yahoos for the "Just One of The Guys"-jack.

 

How IS the toe this morning, BTW?

And BYH, who was the second-hottest chick in the movie: Debra Strowbridge or Sandy?

 

No, dude, they're saying the scene never happened. There was never a bear on a bed with a man kneeling at the foot of it. Swear to god. I've had this conversation with five people. None of them remember that scene.

 

Maybe they're right. Maybe you and I have a special power where only we can see surreal images of a guy giving head to a dude in a bear costume in Stanley Kubrick movies. My high school guidance counselor always said I was special, he was right!

And I'll be able to watch Barry Lyndon in a whole new light.