Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

This will not end well

 

I remember that scene 'cause I saw it in the theater with my dad. I asked him about it later and he said that it depicted a "homosexual act."

 

Clear your schedules for tonight, everybody.

 

Someone remind Mikey not to read this thread while he's eating his Fruity Pebbles in the morning.

 

Chef, just go buy a Dremel tool, some heavy-grit sandpaper bits and a gallon of whiskey.

You already have the razor. You're toolbox needs an upgrade.

 

I don't have any cereal in the house, my friend. I even ate my last bagel. I'm in good shape.

 

It's for the best.

Just wait to go grocery shopping until after Chef's third (or is it fourth) self-surgery is over with.

 

I'll live on Spaghettios until then. Thanks for looking out for me.

 

Easy for a guy named SixToe to say. He's got an extra one.

 

Alrighty;

The toe is a hurting little bastard after umpiring 4 games tonight.

Lemme soak it for a few minutes, and then the surgery will commence.

 

Yes!