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Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Seriously, what the fuck is the matter with you?
     
  2. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    ...and a cranky softball umpire.
     
  3. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    salt with that?
     
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    no update from chef? i'm getting pretty worried guys.
     
  5. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

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    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  6. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    popcorn? [cantseepics]
     
  7. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    As asked before, who starts the "Chef RIP?" thread?
     
  8. Is Chef secretly the star of the new Hostel, which is actually a documentary about a man who tortures HIMSELF to death?
     
  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I'm here, kids.

    I took a little break from my surgery to let it soak for a bit, then fell asleep.

    My fourth little piggie hurts like a bastard.

    Doesn't help I have 2 18 year old baseball games tonight, followed by a 12-game softball tournament Saturday.
     
  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Make sure you wear your steel-toed umping shoes...
     
  11. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Steel-toed umping shoes are for vaginas.

    Unless you are in the bigs.
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Pretty soon, Chef, your piggies are going to revolt. It'll be a classic coup de toe.
     
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