Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

You just live for the Seinfeld references, don't you?

 

It's all I've got in life.

 

damn, i was getting ready to drive to your house to take all the good shit before the relatives showed up before the funeral.

 

Do you really believe someone crazy enough to cut on his own foot repeatedly would have "good shit?"

 

awesome

 

You'd be amazed.

The 52" big-screen goes to Tomas in the will.

 

Don't get too excited, Tom. It's actually a paper towel Chef has taped to the wall. He "watches his shows" on it.
Most of his shows, by the way, are about surgery. And creamed corn.

 

i've always liked you best around here.

 

Well, it's an experimental toe and has been through a lot over the years.

 

sonuvabitch

 

And you, you get nothing.

And you will savor it.

Every last morsel.