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Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Mar 12, 2008.

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  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Why, as a matter of fact, he did. He loved him in a way none of us could ever understand, believe it or not.
     
    mike311gd, Jun 5, 2008
    #649
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Tomas,

    [​IMG]

    You ARE the father!
     
    KYSportsWriter, Jun 5, 2008
    #650
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Well.....Chef has had a wee-bit of Dewers this evening......and the toe needs to have a layer taken off.
     
    Chef, Jun 21, 2008
    #651
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    All better.

    Not as much blood this time.
     
    Chef, Jun 21, 2008
    #652
  5. joe

    joe Active Member

    You fucking cocksucker, don't tease us like that. Especially when it's 2 a.m CDT. Goddamn it, I needs some sleeps, but I demand details.

    Oh, how I ever had a love affair with Dewars back in the 1990s.
     
    joe, Jun 21, 2008
    #653
  6. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Wow, no responses on this thread after Chef did surgery? What has happened to the site I love?

    Edit: Dammit, joe.
     
    Angola!, Jun 21, 2008
    #654
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That was disappointing. Next time, take the toe off.
     
    mike311gd, Jun 21, 2008
    #655
  8. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Chef's stupidity is no longer entertaining.

    Why not just cut all your fucking toes off. Chef, and spare us this bullshit.
     
    spnited, Jun 21, 2008
    #656
  9. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    But not until you've polished off a bottle of Hot Damn.
     
    EmbassyRow, Jun 21, 2008
    #657
  10. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    At this point, until there's amputation or compelling pictures, Chef's surgeries are so five minutes ago.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Jun 21, 2008
    #658
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    IN: Seeing a doctor
    FIVE MINUTES AGO: Trying to tough it out
    OUT: Self-surgery
     
    BYH, Jun 21, 2008
    #659
  12. DemoChristian

    DemoChristian Guest

    At this point, who even gives a Chef about your toe?
     
    DemoChristian, Jun 21, 2008
    #660
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