Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Nice! What did you do...stay off it for a while?

 

Uh......actually no.

Now playing 2 nights a week, just finished 11 18-yr. old State Baseball games in 3 days......it's just not hurting or bothering me anymore.

So, amputation was a bad idea after all.

 

Provably, demonstrably painful.

 

The PedEgg keeps my feet silky smooth ... and I feel great!

(sorry, just watching a commercial.)

 

That's not as bad as those foot pad things that come off all black and disgusting the next day.

 

Complete ripoff, to boot.

 

What is it ripping off?

 

An update;

Since I have been playing co-ed softball, ye olde corn on the same toe, which at one point was down to a pea-size nub, is now sprouting its way back to life.

The Doc Scholls pads which were working wonderfully at one point, are now useless to the powers of the corn.

So, I'm cutting it out.

Tonight.

After my cheeseburger, fries, and about 5 more beers.

 

Holy God.

I think it's time to go to a professional, dude.

 

You'll probably need to get it frozen off, man.

I had stubborn plantar warts when I was a teen. Three, if I remember. Some liquid nitrogen did the trick.

I don't think digging it out is going to keep working.

 

Don't even get me going on Plantar's Warts. I had those so bad on both feet I was about two steps away from amputation on both limbs.

Speaking of which, you might want to look into that for this damned corn, Chef. It just won't go away!

 

Feet are overrated. Just get rid of the whole thing. You'll look great with a peg leg.