Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Chef's either bled to death or teasing us again. If it's the former, I hope Mrs. Chef gives us the gory details.

 

Wallets. It's not getting rid of any body toxins or anything else that the human body really needs to purge.

 

I forgot what i asked you about ...

 

Those silly foot pads that one supposedly places on the soles of his/her feet that turn black when you peel them off the next morning.

Complete ripoff.

 

yeah. favre wouldn't have been such a puss. he would have used a shotgun to get rid of it.

 

Favre is already out a few feet of intestines. What's a couple of legs?

 

Sorry to tease everybody.

I had the foot dipped in hot water......and promptly fell asleep.

But..........there was a huge mess.............from when I kicked over the bowl of hot water!!!!!!!!

Not to worry......the little bastard gets what's coming to it tonight.

 

..{Brent Musberger}...."And we come to you live from Chef's basement, where he's got The Little League Regional Championship game on the Big-Screen, SJ on the laptop, and a little Pink Floyd as soothing background music as he begins his epic journey to end the life of this corn."

{Spies Like Us}--"Let us begin"

The initial cut has been made, after soaking the foot in hot water for 30 minutes.

Oofdah---little bloody.

The first layer; Gone.

 

'First, you must shave the patient.'

 

Oh sweet heavens.

 

Is the pain exquisite?