Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

No.

It's fucking painful, though.

It looks like I've gutted a small animal in front of me.

 

How deep is the hole?

In your toe, I mean.

 

The corn is roughly the size of a piece of hominy. The hole in my toe (where the blood is coming from) is standard razor blade size.

 

Forgive my ignorance, but how big is a piece of hominy?

Has Doc Talk ever chimed in on this thread, BTW?

Might not be a bad idea if he hasn't...

 

It's like (seriously) a big piece of corn.

Norm, check your PM.

 

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

OK; deep breath.

We have completion for the evening.

Got right to the edge of the pudding, before I backed away.

I gave her a big old squeeze, and got some of the pudding out.

Oof.

Hurts.

 

If you ever see chocolate pudding coming out, I suggest you stop.

 

I will have no choice.

I'll be dead by then.

 

Have you wrapped up said toe, Chef?

Will you re-visit it in another few days to check your progress?

I need to know these things.

 

I shall not be needing my Rice Krispies tomorrow. Thanks for keeping my intake in check, Chef. I'll be a twig in no time.