Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

OK;

The foot is nice and soft.

The first incision is made; A small cut made to the outside of the corn.

"You're looking LIVE at the self-mutilation of Chef."

No stuffing coming out the toe yet, just getting some o' the dead skin around the edges.

 

Now; To more of the meat of the corn.

The second layer of skin is gone around the edge, and we'll try to go into the middle.

OOF!

I think I shat myself just there..

Mas cerveza, por favor.

 

I should be disgusted by this. But apparently, I've had as much beer as Chef and therefore I can't stop clicking on the thread looking for updates.

 

mmmkay;

we're into the middle......first layer gone in the center of the corn......now, digging softly at the second layer of skin......uh-oh

blood

a gentle squeeze is squeezed, and oot comes more blood.

oh good heavens

 

Sorry oh so sorry for the extended delay.

since mamachef is asleep, I ran to the liquor store for a fresh 30-pack of Budweiser.

Damn, these blood-soaked slippers on hard-wood floors....

anyways......we proudly resume surgery.

I'm through to the second layer of the middle section. A considerable amount of blood.

Lemme down a couple Buds, and I'll give her a big old squeeze.

 

Update, dammit!

 

SoSo sorry.....unexpected company.

The toe is a bloody, mangled mess.

Down into the heart of the corn.

Just gave her a big ol' squeeze, and a plethora of blood and tapioca pudding came shooting out of my toe.

So.......I guess I'll keep going.

 

Unexpected company?

 

Good friend and his crew were coming through town after reffing high school football game, wanted to come by and see the new crib.....drink a couple beers.........

 

And what did they think of the mess you've made?

 

They did manage a "WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR TOE?"

 

The thread title includes Coors.

But you're drinking Bud?

Screw 'em both. Go straight for the Makers!