Meet the Mets

so does mr luggs take you out to the big Shea for a Sunday afternoon while the roast is cooking?

 

No, he prefers I remain barefoot, and Shea requires shoes. That's the bitch of that song.

 

Maybe some day the womenfolk will be able to bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan.

 

Ragu -- they changed it to something like "the beer to have when you're having fun," which was not as good.

 

....out of sheer hope that the cholesterol will kill their husbands sooner.

 

Your kiddies...

 

I'm sorry, the only response I am coming up with is a Mark Foley joke.

 

I remember it like it was yesterday, I lived in NJ for a couple years in elementary school. The next line was:

"Schaeffer flavor never fails, even when your thirst is done."

 

Originally the beer was Rheingold, Schafer came on board after Rheingold ceased production.

 

Shame and pending legal trouble ...

 

I'm soaking in it?
Relax, it's Palmolive.

 

"My beer is Rheingold, the dry beer / Think of Rheingold, whenever you buy beer..."