MEN'S US OPEN GOLF POOL-- Round 3 standings updated

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Geez, who are these gusy tied with Eldrick anyway?
Think he feels good being tied with logo clods such as Charley Hoffman, Dean Wilson and the immortal Michael Harris?

 

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Isn't that the Broadway cast of Cats or something??

 

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No, but there's one or two pussies in there....

 

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Hoffman's one of the Nationwide class from last year who has played decent golf this year. Lay off.

 

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You should know Michael Harris. He's the reigning Michigan Open champion.

 

Re: MEN'S US OPEN GOLF POOL -- Round 1 standings updated

Mr. Gee's math is correct, but Maestro did just as well and currently holds the tiebreak. They hold a five stroke lead over their closest competition, KP's Team Hookers.

Lot of people played Tiger Woods and Luke Donald. Hope your alts make the cut.

Please double check the accuracy of my scores. If you see an error, please let me know.
Will try to get an update for the second round late tonight.

Team Name Player 1 Player 2 Player 3 Player 4 Total Score/par
Pope's Pontiffs 76 78 75 76 305 25
Freelance Hackers 70 78 72 74 294 14
Maestro      70 70 74 72 286 6-T-1st
Chefs      76 73 73 72 294 14
David Fay's Bow Tie 70 75 80 72 297 17
Slappy's Pinheads 76 69 71 76 292 12-T-4th
Dishwasher Safe 76 70 76 76 298 18
Agate Types 70 76 70 76 292 12-T-4th
Michael Gee 72 71 73 70 286 6-T-1st
Bubba's Boozers 76 78 75 76 305 25
MU flunked Kansas 76 73 70 78 297 17
Hole Balata Love III 70 73 74 76 293 13
Phil's Continental Loungers70 76 72 78 296 16
bydesign77's golphers 76 78 76 73 303 23
Roscoe's Rogues 76 78 74 73 301 21
Fly's Guys      70 77 75 72 294 14
TwoGloves  78 76 76 76 306 26
WS  71 74 76 73 294 14
Shot Has No Shot 70 75 79 76 300 20
Marge From Accounting70 77 80 76 303 23
Paging Scott Hoch 70 78 76 72 296 16
Joe Schmoe 70 77 83 72 302 22
Team Hole Defecation 76 76 73 76 301 21
Zach's Johnson 76 73 78 72 299 19
Goddamn Fuckin' Slice 76 76 78 73 303 23
Scuderia Toro Rosso 70 76 76 75 297 17
Team Girl      76 76 78 76 306 26
Bird Droppings 70 78 72 80 300 20
Team Hookers 70 76 73 72 291 11-3rd
Vibe Raiders 70 78 73 72 293 13
The Mesacaline Marauders76 78 75 73 302 22

 

Re: MEN'S US OPEN GOLF POOL-- Round 1 standings updated

Tiger another 76...+12 and probably headed home

 

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I'd love to see him make the cut, if only to punish the people who picked him in the pool.

 

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What can I say, I'm anal about agate.

Maestro 70 70 74 72 286 6-T-1st
Michael Gee 72 71 73 70 286 6-T-1st
Team Hookers 70 76 73 72 291 11-3rd
Slappy's Pinheads 76 69 71 76 292 12-T-4th
Agate Types 70 76 70 76 292 12-T-4th
Hole Balata Love III 70 73 74 76 293 13
Vibe Raiders 70 78 73 72 293 13
Freelance Hackers 70 78 72 74 294 14
Chefs 76 73 73 72 294 14
Fly's Guys 70 77 75 72 294 14
WS 71 74 76 73 294 14
Phil's Continental Loungers70 76 72 78 296 16
Paging Scott Hoch 70 78 76 72 296 16
David Fay's Bow Tie 70 75 80 72 297 17
MU flunked Kansas 76 73 70 78 297 17
Scuderia Toro Rosso 70 76 76 75 297 17
Dishwasher Safe 76 70 76 76 298 18
Zach's Johnson 76 73 78 72 299 19
Shot Has No Shot 70 75 79 76 300 20
Bird Droppings 70 78 72 80 300 20
Roscoe's Rogues 76 78 74 73 301 21
Team Hole Defecation 76 76 73 76 301 21
Joe Schmoe 70 77 83 72 302 22
The Mesacaline Marauders76 78 75 73 302 22
bydesign77's golphers 76 78 76 73 303 23
Marge From Accounting70 77 80 76 303 23
Goddamn Fuckin' Slice 76 76 78 73 303 23
Bubba's Boozers 76 78 75 76 305 25
Pope's Pontiffs 76 78 75 76 305 25
TwoGloves 78 76 76 76 306 26
Team Girl 76 76 78 76 306 26

 

Re: MEN'S US OPEN GOLF POOL-- Round 1 standings updated

My understanding of this rule is that I'm stuck with Tiger's 76-76, but will switch to my top alternate Phil's scoring for Saturday and Sunday, provied Tiger misses the cut. Is that correct?

If so, Team Hole Defecation is certainly living up to its name.

 

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I'd like to thank Davis Love III, Sergio Garcia and Rocco Mediate for allowing my forthcoming drop in the standings missing of the cut. I think the best thing that can happen from my point of view is they both miss the cut by one shot that I stop fooling around with golf.

Did anybody have both Woods and DiMarco else screw the pooch as badly as I did?

 

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That's the way it's always been anyway. No mulligans. You're stuck with Eldrick's first two rounds. He sure looked like he just quit the last four holes.