Merry Christmas in jail for Charlie Sheen

When she was on Howard Stern a week or two ago, she said she basically was an alcoholic. She's on medication for liver and kidney damage (she was peeing blood on the day of the interview), but said she had no intention of stopping her reckless behavior.

An abortion is probably for the best in this case.

 

Sources directly connected to Sheen tell us Charlie has passed two drug tests since he began his in-home rehab -- one taken this morning and the other last week.

Charlie has a team of addiction specialists working with him at his home, some of whom he has known for 20 years. The lead specialist is nationally known and someone both Warner Bros. and CBS signed off on.

The two drugs test results are being forwarded on to Warner Bros., which is monitoring Charlie's progress to determine when "Two and a Half Men" can go back into production.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/13/charlie-sheen-rehab-drug-test-alcohol-addiction-specialists-two-and-a-half-men-warner-brothers/

 

Best thing I've read on this topic.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2011/02/15/133780022/the-charlie-sheen-problem-now-thrown-into-stark-and-public-relief

 

This is pretty funny since it ran on CBS right after Sheen's show.

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.

 

That's Chuck Lorre's "vanity card". Several of them - including the one that ran after last night's episode of Mike and Molly - have included veiled references to the situation with Sheen.

 

That one isn't veiled at all.

 

Indeed it is not.

 

Charlie Sheen is one impressive son of a bitch. He's goddamn invincible.

 

Sheen is becoming a regular on Dan Patrick's show.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2011/02/charlie-sheen-calls-dan-patrick-again-/1

 

She's also a coke fiend as well.

 

Charlie throws a party and he's maybe only the third weirdest guy there.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/inside-charlie-sheens-major-league-160813

 

After yet another fiasco on a radio call-in show, in which Charlie took repeated potshots at Chuck Lorre and all but dared Warners and CBS to pull the plug on the show, they apparently took him up on it, and 2.5 Men is shut down for the rest of the season.