Merry Christmas in jail for Charlie Sheen

It's all moot, because Obama is going to send him to Libya to take care of the Gadhafi problem once and for all. From there it's off to Iraq and Afghanistan to end the war.

You see, it turns out there is no Charlie Sheen. It's been Topper Harley all along.....and this is Hot Shots Part Troix!

 

Mr. Nasty's follow up: "Damn, Charlie Sheen sent right to San Antonio. Couldn't "crack" the line up. Oh well back to the drawing bored."

 

which is more entertaining, two and a half men or the reality show we're being treated to?

 

If Sheen does die (I agree with the sentiment that he is indestructible) nobody should feel sad because he went out doing what he loves, which is hookers, porn and crack.

 

Why? There's no incorrect way to spell it.

 

MSNBC is playing it now. He's funny as shit -- even if unintentional.

When asked if he ever missed a day of work, he said, "never a day that cost anyone money." Then he quoted allen Iverson, "we're talking about practice. Practice!"

When told that his fans were worried about that he might overdose, he laughed and said something like, "that's for amateurs."

Jake Tapper was tweeting quotes earlier and then asking if the quote came from Sheen or Gaddafi. it was not easy to tell.

 

According to Gary Parrish from CBS, Sheen had the following exchange with Piers Morgan tonight:

Morgan: "You were taking a lot of cocaine."

Sheen: "Well, I wasn't just taking it. I had to pay for it."

 

What a coincidence that Sheen went on CNN opposite 2½ Men.

Sheen should just go on talk shows every Monday night at 9 p.m. That would be a nice touch.

 

Was he always like this, or did he have some sofa- or shark-jumping moment?

He definitely been living on the edge for a long time, but was he ever sane?

Perhaps the "Lucas" era?

Wonder how many have him in their death pools.

 

Awesome.

Equally awesome.

 

I really get the sense he's always been like this.

 

He's reminding me of Conan when he left NBC last year. Hilarious in how over-the-top he's being. This is the best Sheen has been since at least "Wall Street."