Merry Christmas in jail for Charlie Sheen

I have to say, I find a lot of truth in this: http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2011/03/01/134161063/paying-a-penny-at-bedlam

 

A friend of mine knows Charlie's best friend, Tony Todd. He's the black guy in some of the interview videos. Todd played minor league baseball for a few years and used to help set up pickup games for Charlie. My friend played once.
Later, back at the house for pizza and beer, my friend asked Charlie about playing high school baseball.
Charlie said everything was going well until he got suspended from the team.
"Why did you get suspended?"
"I don't know for sure, but it might have been when I threw that trash can at a teacher."

 

And while I would like to take the high road outlined in my last post, this made me laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JhgWRTr3oIg

 

Epic. Absolutely fucking hilarious.

 

Charlie Sheen quotes, presented by sloths.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/charlie-sheen-quotes-presented-by-baby-sloths

 

The Best of Charlie Sheen's Words of Wisdom By LEN BROWN
March 01, 2011
The past couple of weeks have been a whirlwind to say the least for embattled actor Charlie Sheen. Stemming from his health scare in January, the ‘Two and a Half Men’ star has been on a media tirade with various talking points, from cast and crew reimbursement for his show’s cancelled episodes to announcing his newfound sobriety.

Here’s a list of some of his most memorable gems:


• “I'm sorry, man, I've got magic. And I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time -- and this includes naps -- I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air.”-- Sheen on his critics during an interview on "The Alex Jones Show." Feb. 24, 2011



• “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That's the whole movie. That's life.”-- Sheen on his critics during an interview on "The Alex Jones Show." Feb. 24, 2011


• “If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. If you infiltrate and try to hurt my family, I will murder you violently.” -- Sheen on his critics during an interview on "The Alex Jones Show." Feb. 24, 2011

• “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” -- Sheen on the subject of drugs during an interview on Good Morning America, Feb. 28, 2011

• “I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction … the fiction of AA. It’s a silly book written by a broken-down fool.” -- Sheen on “curing” his addiction during an interview on Good Morning America, Feb. 28, 2011

• “Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.” -- Sheen on life after 'Two and a Half Men' during an interview on Good Morning America, Feb. 28, 2011

• “I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -- Sheen on being an addict during an interview on Piers Morgan Tonight, Feb. 28, 2011

• “You start hearing stories about they’re going to hire John Stamos. You guys do that, you deserve everything that happens later, you know. Sorry, John, you’re a lovely man. But you got on me on Howard Stern, bro, and I don’t forget anything. You know?” -- Sheen on rumors of John Stamos being his replacement during an interview on Piers Morgan Tonight, Feb. 28, 2011

• “That doesn’t matter. That was an old brain. I have a new brain. I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a seven-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.” -- Sheen during an interview on Piers Morgan Tonight, Feb. 28, 2011

• “It’s been a tsunami of media. And I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard. Right off the bat, sorry.” -- Sheen during an interview on Piers Morgan Tonight, Feb. 28, 2011

• “I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not b*tching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can’t figure me out; they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.” -- Sheen during an interview on TODAY, Feb. 27, 2011

• “I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path, because it was written nice. “It was written for normal people, people that aren’t special. People that don’t have tiger blood, you know, Adonis DNA.” -- Sheen during an interview on TODAY, Feb. 27, 2011

• “That’s the guy, and he’s our dad, and we can get all the answers and the truth? Wow, winning. That’s how you perceive it.” -- Sheen during an interview on TODAY, Feb. 27, 2011

• “Don't be worried. Celebrate this movement.” -- Sheen during an interview on TODAY, March 1, 2011

• “There’s something epic about that; that it got so gnarly that Stan just went ‘I’m out.’ That’s fine, that’s how I roll, and if it’s too gnarly for people then buh-bye, there’s the fricking door.” -- Sheen during an interview on TODAY, March 1, 2011
http://www.etonline.com/news/108222_The_Best_of_Charlie_Sheen_s_Words_of_Wisdom/

 

Awesome post.

I do think Sheen may finally really self-destruct in an ugly manner.

 

Brooke Mueller Fights Charlie Sheen For Full Custody Of Kids
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Legal Matters > Charlie Sheen



She's the lesser of two evils for sure, but we still feel so bad for these poor babies.

Sources are reporting that Charlie Sheen's ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, was just at the Beverly Hills Police Department to demand police assistance in removing her children from Charlie's home.

A far cry from a few days ago when she was all gung-ho to move back in with him!

Unfortunately, the cops had to politely inform Miz Mueller that she was at the wrong police department, as Charlie doesn't live in Beverly Hills. So, they were unable to help her.

If Brooke's trying to wrestle physical custody away from Charlie, she better damn well prove she's in her own right mind to do so. According to Charlie, Brooke hasn't sobered up enough yet to be able to care for their kids full-time. So, either he's the biggest crackpot calling the kettle black or she's worse off than he is (which we immensely doubt!)

God, isn't there any other options for these kids?

Martin Sheen? Emilio?! Anyone? Someone step in here!!!

http://perezhilton.com/2011-03-01-charlie-sheen-brooke-mueller-child-custody-beverly-hills-police-max-bob-twins-cops-drugs-rehab-alcohol

 

Sheen is now on Twitter. There may in fact be a God.

@CharlieSheen

 

I feel like Charlie Sheen is what JDV would have been like on drugs.

 

If only Charlie would have gone to Saturday detention with his brother high school. That may have straightened him out.