Merry Christmas in jail for Charlie Sheen

pic or gtfo.

 

The show opens with the rest of the cast returning from Charlie's funeral. There's a knock at the door and a hot woman is standing there with a 10-year-old boy, who is Charlie's son. The mom is moving to Africa or Haiti to do volunteer work and wants Charlie's son to get to know his dad's family. Naturally, Cryer's character takes him in. Cryer's son now becomes the second man on the show and the new kid is the half.

It would be like when Olivia became the focal point of The Cosby Show in the last couple of seasons.

 

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/quiz/493000/493822_1288991008150_343_375.jpg

 

They could do a season with Charlie in rehab/jail/overseas, never on camera and only hinted at through phone calls, texts and e-mails. That would hedge their bets for a possible return, and allow them to fade away if it's not to be.

There's a perfect replacement for Charlie -- big drinker, gets in trouble with the law, does whatever he wants with no worries. Perfect. Problem is, he's on another network.



And how would you make it work with a studio audience?

 

Oh my

 

I think they should go the ER route and drop a helicopter on him.

 

What, 20 million people out of over 305 million? Just like every top show every year since 1980...

 

Leaning more toward dead within a month.

 

Maybe they should just go in a different direction and hire Verne Troyer.

 

Indeed.

 

Not even close to Chelsea hotness.

http://images.wikia.com/twohalfmen/images/7/7d/Chelsea_boobs.jpg

Semi NSFW.

 

Yeah, I was always partial to Chelsea, too.

Oh, snap, I just admitted I watch the show. So much for my street cred.