Merry Christmas in jail for Charlie Sheen

A special law should be passed allowing Charlie (I guess, Charles is dead) Sheen to do whatever he wants.

 

Get it together, Charlie!

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/11/charlie-sheen-missing-las-vegas-rehab-porn-two-and-a-half-men-set/

 

Charlie Sheen Spends New Year's with Porn Star
January 11, 2011 10:00 PM
Well, Charlie Sheen hasn't upped his standards since his NYC hotel room romp with a porn star. Sheen has a new love interest (if you want to call it that), the 23-year-old porn star, Bree Olson. Evidently, Sheen is smitten with the blond and spent time with her over the New Year's holiday.

Radar Online reports that the TV star "flew a private jet to Olson’s hometown of Fort Wayne, Indiana, just after Christmas to spend time with his latest adult industry catch." And yes, this is the same Charlie Sheen that is supposed to be in rehab and behaving himself for the sake of his children. Oops.

A source tells Radar Online, "Charlie is smitten and he decided he wanted to spend some quality time with Olson." Oh how nice, he's smitten. http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978905318

 

D_B with the 10-hours-later D_B.

 

"Navy Seals" opens with a scene in which Charlie Sheen's character wakes up face-down on the beach. I bet they didn't realize how spot-on that scene would be 20 years later.

 

After partying with five (5!) women, Sheen is in the hospital ...

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/27/charlie-sheen-hospitalized-stretcher-911-call-abdonminal-pain-stomach-ambulance-two-and-a-half-men/

 

If they ever wrote him out of the show - maybe he just leaves - I could only imagine the funeral scene they could have for the character. Sadly, I'm sure the writers have already written it, just in case.

 

Five women is nothing for this guy. It's like only having five drinks for him. Jon Cryer was on Conan last night and joked that he had to check TMZ in order to find out if he had work the next day.

 

Should we take him outside ... kick the sh_t out of him?

 

They already had a funeral show a couple of years ago. Emilio was sitting next to him in the church, both dead but observing the scene. All of Charlie's girlfriends were there -- hotness personified -- and when they all went up to view the body in the casket, they all spit on him. ... Or something like that.

 

I laughed pretty hard at that last night. I'm laughing harder at it now.

 

Charlie Sheen -- $30,000 Check to Porn Star

Charlie Sheen wrote a $30,000 check to a porn star in the middle of his 36-hour party binge -- because he felt like it -- and TMZ has the unbelievable proof.

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Sources involved in the bender tell us ... Sheen broke out his checkbook during a conversation with a porn star Wednesday in which he asked her to join the "porn family" he wants to create.

We're told Sheen -- in a showing of good faith -- wrote a $30,000 check made out to "cash" and told the porn star to take it to the bank ... and the money was hers.

Obviously, the porn star darted straight for her car -- and when she got to the bank, the teller called Charlie AND one of Sheen's business associates to verify the transaction. Luckily for the porn star, it cleared.

As TMZ previously reported, Charlie was throwing money around like crazy during the binge -- offering to spend $1,000,000 to rent out a neighbors mansion for four months ... and ordering in a briefcase full of cocaine. http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/29/charlie-sheen-check-30000-kacey-jordan-porn-star-bender-bank-cash-money/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews