Mid-Life Crisis Suggestions?

Personally I'd go with Crocs.

 

You're an American male? Since when? ;D

 

Take up the ukelele:

http://ukuleleunderground.com/video-library/

 

Start a detective agency. Hire three beautiful operatives. Communicate with them solely via intercom.

 

Find my sixth wife.[/creosote]

 

Oh, Gehrig, you hadn't heard about the surgery? Turns out the "just" part of his tag was reflective of a deep-seated desire to be more than just a girl, to add an appendage and a future without glass ceilings.

 

Make sure you know of a good lawyer. Like the guy in your profile shot. Just don't listen to advice from Stan the Caddy or the Maestro.

 

There's no surgery. imjustagirl on the inside.

Outside? All man, baby.

 

I've always been more interested in what's inside you.

 

I had a friend in his mid-forties who started doing stand-up at open mikes a few years back. With all the middle-aged comics out there, he doesn't stick out but still gets a taste of "living that whole rock-and-roll life" feeling. He makes it sound so good that I'm thinking about following in his footsteps.

 

Has he gotten paid gigs, and/or traveled to do this?

Or are their just groupies at the local open mic nights?

I did an open mic night once. Honestly, I killed. It was a lot of fun. But, I'm not sure I'd be able to come up with enough material to do it consistently.

 

No. He's kept the day job and the same wife. But he loves it and it gets him out of the house (despite him talking about starting up a podcast in his basement....)