Miss Delaware Teen USA swears it isn't her in the porn video, resigns anyway

Never have so many guys been in a hurry to state their cases.

 

Leader in the clubhouse.

 

So, if I understand the timeline, she did the video after she won Miss Teen? Hunh?

 

Gotta strike while the iron's hot, I guess. I foresee one of those tragic ends similar to what has happened to several Playboy centerfolds: being hooked on drugs, living in a trailer and committing suicide.

 

Then she is an idiot. Playboy would have paid her 6 figures as a Miss Teen Delaware (especially after she competed in the national competition). There is no way she got 5 figures for that video.

 

I was working blue, man.

 

Well, she is a legit 6.

 

Her bio -- I assume from the pageant website -- is on the link above. It is stunning how badly written it is.

 

I suspect you are severely overrating the naked earning potential of a "Miss Teen Delaware."

 

Are we allowed to call her the c word? Or no?

 

In what way is she cancer?

 

Miss Teen Delaware: No longer a Virginia, Also: Is that what she used for the talent portion of the competition?