Miss Delaware Teen USA swears it isn't her in the porn video, resigns anyway

I don't know. She still has a chance to break into porn. GirlsDoPorn.com isn't the only game in town. She's young and has good tools. You can't teach that.

 

Sure, she has the tools, but does she have the fire? Breaking down the film, it appears she took positions off and coasted and while you can do that and get away with it at the lower levels, that stuff doesn't fly in the pros.
I'll have to take another look at her wonderlic, which appeared pretty good and alone could get her a spot at the next level.

 

So she's the Randy Moss of the porn world?

 

I guess that could explain the lack of enthusiasm. She's just a girl with daddy issues who thinks porn was a wise choice.

 

I know some come to the pros ready to take over and instantly turn a bad team into a contender. Still, there are some that will be good, but they need a year or two of holding a clipboard.

 

It's nothing a few film and practice sessions with a pro's pro like, say, Tory Lane can't fix.

What makes you think it wasn't?

 

Honey Wilder. From Delaware. Ex-teen queen. Her real name was Melissa King.

Oh yeah, she fucked under the name of Ima Virginia.

I saw Ima Virginia once on video. In Minneapolis.

No, you're thinking of Joey Montana. She fucked out of Kansas City.

She blew that guy in Texarkana. Mex Houston. You know, the Dakota Ding-Dong.

Yeah, from Dakota. I couldn't remember if it was North or South.

North. South was his brother. From Climax, New York.

You sure know your porn.

All I know is, never bet on the white guy.

 

Well done!

 

Boy, only the jokes about MacKenzie Phillips and her father on the Bonnie Franklin thread are funnier than this.

Daddy issues! LOL!

So fucking funny.

 

Shit, Obvi, don't piss him off and greatly lessen the possibility.

 

If YankeeFan's wife did a porno at 18 and we found the video, she would not be forced to abdicate her crown as Miss SportsJournalists.com USA.

No word on whether her performance would be more lively.

 

Criminally underrated.