Mitchell Report Thread (Nothing to see here! Drugs are bad. Crisis averted!)

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See Wood, Kerry.

 

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Hey, lots of normal guys punch walls hard enough to break their pitching hands.

 

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Lenny Dykstra: "I took some really good vitamins."

Dude was my favorite position player growing up, but man what a fucking idiot he was and is.

 

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Besides Clemens and Pettitte, other ex-Yankees named include Mike Stanton, Chuck Knoblauch and Jason Grimsley. Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts also is in the report, as is Yankees and Braves postseason hero David Justice.

Other players include: Mo Vaughn, Paul Lo Duca, Eric Gagne, Glenallen Hill, Gregg Zaun, Rondell White, Hal Morris, Todd Hundley, Larry Bigbie, Lenny Dykstra, David Segui, Matt Herges, Kevin Brown, Mike Lansing, Nook Logan and Randy Velarde.

from cnnsi.com

 

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David Justice is there.

 

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I loved me some Nails, too, but he was so fricking obvious. He doubled in size, easily.

 

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no blue font necessary there.

And Nook Logan? Nook fucking Logan? Moddy cries.

 

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Mo Vaughn and Miguel Tejada

 

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Is Mitchell using McGwire's line, to look to the future?

 

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Randy Velarde?

 

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Wow.

I really can't wait to see his next television appearance.

 

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Wood was not named, FYI.