Mitchell Report Thread (Nothing to see here! Drugs are bad. Crisis averted!)

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

So, to sum up:

Think of the children.

Integrity of the game.

I'm not here to talk about the past.

Organized baseball completely uncooperative with its own investigation.

Most evidence presented completely circumstantial.

One name on the list might move the needle (sorry) with the American public. Clemens.

No punishment to be made retroactive unless you're already under indictment.

It's now up to Bud Selig to turn things around.

It's now up to the Players' Union to turn things around.

It's now up to the players to turn things around.

It's now up to the owners to turn things around.

OK.

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

So how bad do the Astros look today after trading for Tejada yesterday? I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be named, and I'm guessing both the Astros and Orioles knew.

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

I know I don't.

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

AND A PAAAAARTIDGE IN A PEARRRRRRRR TREEEEEEE!

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

No. Piotr Rasputin will get mad.

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

That list was put on the Drudge Report (I do not read Drudge, so don't judge me! ). I believe it has been taken down.

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

and you will if you do give a shit. although, for someone who apparently doesn't give a shit, you sure are monitoring this thread pretty closely

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

There's lots of Bonds in the report. That list is guys who paid with checks, I believe. But he's mentioned a lot.

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

I wonder how Suzyn Waldman is holding up.

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

Miguel Tejada, come on down!

(signed) Astros

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

Perhaps an official statement of condolence is in order?

 

Re: The Running Mitchell Report Thread (List of players in report on pg. 17)

Turns out Benito Santiago is there, page 182. Maybe there is something to this report after all.