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Mitchell Report Thread (Nothing to see here! Drugs are bad. Crisis averted!)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Double Down, Dec 12, 2007.

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  1. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    I'm at work putting together the daily budget. From reading this thread, I'm guessing Selig's not saying anything I'm going to regret missing.
     
    Chi City 81, Dec 13, 2007
    #505
  2. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    Moving forward. Case by case. Moving forward. Case by case. Moving forward. Case by case.

    And always twirling, twirling twirling.
     
    jgmacg, Dec 13, 2007
    #506
  3. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    And don't forget the Bushian "roadmap."
     
    Beaker, Dec 13, 2007
    #507
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    Bud's first draft:

    My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

    GODDAMNIT JGMACG!!!!!!!!!!! :D

    I was too slow on the uptake. oh the irony.
     
    BYH, Dec 13, 2007
    #508
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    Nice post, Albom.
     
    zeke12, Dec 13, 2007
    #509
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    Why can the man not get a decent haircut and a nice shirt without the button down collar?
     
    21, Dec 13, 2007
    #510
  7. ondeadline

    ondeadline Well-Known Member

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    What's up with Selig's quivering lower lip?
     
    ondeadline, Dec 13, 2007
    #511
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    Fuck you and read my new book: Thursdays With Bud.
     
    BYH, Dec 13, 2007
    #512
  9. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    Gotta love the "I haven't read the full report" defense.
     
    Beaker, Dec 13, 2007
    #513
  10. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    Sorry, BYH.

    Central lesson of the Mitchell Report? Never wear a tie with a button-down collar.
     
    jgmacg, Dec 13, 2007
    #514
  11. ondeadline

    ondeadline Well-Known Member

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    So, was he hoping for more cooperation? He only said it six times.
     
    ondeadline, Dec 13, 2007
    #515
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Re: Running Mitchell Report Thread (Players list on pg. 19; What now?)

    Yeah no shit.

    you're the fucking commissioner.

    How abotu his back-slapping? "I'm happier today than I was the day I decided to do this."

    What a fraud. Go back to Milwaukee and eat a hot dog.
     
    BYH, Dec 13, 2007
    #516
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