MLB 2014 season thread

Thank God.

 

Oh, don't be such a crabbypants.

I apologize for none of it.

This is what happens on a day when I have 10 yards of mulch to move, 18 perennials to plant, lawn to mow and an unlimited supply of beer.

Loosen up, Sandy baby.

 

Dude- you're asking FART to loosen up, the king of keeping it real around here?
Do your thing until the cows come home.
I just hate the Twins.

 

Why the hate?

Honest question.

 

I hate the way the organization is run.
Pitching to contact, hitting the cutoff man!!!!, no platooning- they place emphasis on all the wrong things.
Mauer might be the most overrated and overpaid player in the four major sports.
I think they'll be very good in a few years.
But Buxton's development has stalled a bit.

 

More unwritten rules bullshit from Colby Lewis, who is pissed that Colby Rasmus bunted for a hit in the fifth inning of a 2-0 game:

http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/11237346/colby-lewis-texas-rangers-problem-colby-rasmus-bunt

It's Colby on Colby crime!

 

Fart:

Fair enough.

Thanks for answering.

Now I have a house to paint. But tomorrow I am on the road early so no beer so no Twins PBP here tonight.

 

Thanks for the news, Steak! We can't get that info from anywhere else here.

 

MachineHead-
It's all good. I support drinking beer while performing acts of manual labor.
Original play-by-play is better than the San Francisco Giants news aggregator this thread has become.

 

Back to the San Francisco Giants.

 

Would any Giant bunt in the fifth with the shift on? I assume the franchise is too classy to try that crap, but the Athletics would do anything for a buck.