MLB 2014 season thread

Neither do you- so sit down and shut up.
And it's immaterial, as I'm looking at managers who have recently been inducted into the Hall of Fame.

 

And you think LaRussa is the only one among them who managed PED users? That's pretty funny.

I am sitting, but shutting up? That ain't gonna happen. You are the one claiming knowledge you don't have. Me? I'm just pointing out the gaping holes in your argument.

 

Vizzini.

 

Thank you for contributing nothing.

 

It must be awful when the pharmacy is closed on Sundays.

 

Oh, we want him all to ourselves, but the greater world needs his wisdom.

 

OOP has had a long time to figure out that if you're gonna troll, you must at least attempt to be interesting.

I must reluctantly conclude that he will always be a complete bore.

 

Teammates with Scott Kazmir?

 

I'm much taller and I have a greater appreciation for rhyme.

 

Edited because pointing out sock puppets really doesn't help the situation.

Any chance y'all could spare us the personal attacks on the running baseball thread? The whole place becomes kinda pointless if we can't even keep this thing open. And before somebody decides to point the finger at me, please note that I was having a discussion with fart boy when three of you decided to pile on.

 

Would Uggla bat .250 in the Can-Am League?