MLB 2014 season thread

You think there are still people in Western PA who are emotionally attached to the Pitt football program? I'm an alum and all I did check the score and roll my eyes.

 

Ace of MLB Stats @AceballStats · 10h 9 hours ago
Teams are now 1-61 (.016) in postseason games in which the opposing team has a 5+ RBI player and they do not.

 

Adoration-wise, Pitt may not be Pitt of the '70s and '80s but I'd like to think losing at home to Akron still causes hearty grumbles.

And there were 40,059 at the game. Forty-thou out of 65K capacity isn't *too* bad considering the opponent.

 

New MLB viagra commercial.

Instead of the hot, sultry 40+ MILFs, Viagra went with the 20-something supermodel lecturing dads about boners.

Sorry, no pic.

 

Yeah, that was uncomfortable. Not "see your doctor for an erection lasting more than four hours" uncomfortable, but still ...

 

Or Finnegan, with two lefties coming up.

 

He knew he would need Finnegan for the 10th and 11th. Good planning.

 

And didn't use Danny Duffy, who is death to lefties, against Moss. Guess he was saving him for Game 2.

 

Let's not forget about the old delayed double steal with your first baseman and your 240-pound designated hitter.

 

The entire intent of that play was to put a hard slide on the catcher and knock him out. You need to think Yosty.

 

I got drunk many a nights at T-Bakers, once so badly I performed oral sex on a girl in the parking lot with my knees on the asphalt, her legs sticking out the open door of a vehicle before a small crowd of observers.

Oh, on a completely unrelated note, happy for you and your child, Hack.

 

How long before you were praying for the end of time?