MLB 2014 season thread

We don't have to choose. Without OOP, these jokes wouldn't be as funny.

 

Next time you want to tell a joke, try including humor. It helps.

 

Have you heard the one about the cheating slugger who failed a PED test and got off on a technicality that didn't change his guilt?

 

It's even funnier in Yiddish.

 

Wait wait. We can do this as a real joke.

What do you call the condition that causes synthetic testosterone to show up in a sealed cup of your pee even though you have never taken PEDs?

Braun-chitis!

 

I AM LAUGHING MY BELLY OFF! LOOK! NO BELLY!

 

You are not fit to judge anyone. Get over yourself, chump.

 

Albert Pujols is a roiled up freak.

 

I wonder if Vegas will take my bet that St. Louis fans will loudly chant "cheater" at Braun and loudly cheer Jhonny Peralta tonight.

 

Funny. The arbitrator disagreed with you, which backs up the point you and the other fools still don't understand.

Also, it was never about defending Ryan Braun, but it was clearly about tearing him down and nothing else for you and plenty of others.

 

Speaking of steroid cheats, so much for the idea that the guys who got busted will suddenly stop performing.

Braun has a .318/.361/509 line with six home runs and 18 RBI.

Nelson Cruz hit his seventh home run, has a slugging percentage near .580 and is among the AL leaders with 25 RBI.

Melky Cabrera looks like a contender for a batting title again.

Bartolo Colon's numbers don't look great overall, but that was mostly due to one ugly start. Jhonny Peralta even seems to be coming around, hitting two home runs Sunday.

So, they all found a new supplier?

 

To be fair, 3 of Braun's homers and 7 RBIs were in 1 game -- April 8 -- so in the last 20 days and 17 games he has 3 homers and 11 RBIs. He went 9 games without a homer after the 3-homer game -- hit 2 and 1 in consecutive games -- and hasn't homered the last 5 games.

To his credit, he has 22 hits since the 3-homer game, though 18 of those are singles. Real bomber.