MLB 2018 regular season thread

It says Phillies in large letters above the screen ...

 

The way he reacted, you'd have thought James Paxton has had bald eagles land on his shoulder on a daily basis.

That could've been bad. Really bad. Imagine panicking and killing a bald eagle in front of 40,000 people. Trump would've had him deported back to Canada. (At least it would've been a short drive.)

 

Trump would not have cared.

 

For a while last summer, there was a bird that attacked me every day when I ran through a certain location.

These assholes:

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I fucking hate these assholes. I'll be running and feel something knock into the back of my head, and look up, and there's this asshole just hovering in the air above me. I hate them.

 

From a post in "THE DUGOUT" A FORUM FOR THE LOVE OF BASEBALL

Ryan Ripken goes 3-3 with the Delmarva shorebirds tonight. The orioles organization now has Mike Yastremski and Ryan Ripken. Ripken is practically a doppleganger of his dad

 

I see some Costner.

 

I was going to go with "Is that Costner's kid?" but you beat me to it.

 

There's more Tebow in that face than Kevin Costner.

 

Delmarva Peninsula - Wikipedia

At various times in history, residents of the Delmarva Peninsula have proposed that its Maryland and Virginia portions secede from their respective states, merging with Kent County and Sussex County, Delaware, to create the state of Delmarva. Its combined population would be about 750,000, roughly that of Montana, or 977,511 in 2015, or 1,534,290 if New Castle County, Delaware is also included, roughly the population of Idaho, or West Virginia.[7]

 

Paxton caught a break, too. Imagine if the eagle freaked out and brought out the claws.

 

It looked like the eagle did rip his jersey.