MLB 2018 regular season thread

Moms of crappy kids nationwide have known for decades the trick about adding walks to boost their son's numbers, and using OBP.

Not a one of them has heard of Bill James.

 

I like the ones who give their kids an RBI if they are batting when the pitch gets away from the catcher and the runner scores from third.

 

Colon vs. Astros: 12 up, 12 down, 12 first-pitch strikes.

 

Moms revolutionized the sport.

 

Now 15/15/15.

 

Giving them a ... Colon-oscopy

 

Perfect through six.

Finally threw a first-pitch ball to the 18th batter.

Had Altuve and Correa cursing after Ks.

 

And Verlander has given up just one hit -- a homer.

 

This is unreal. Through seven.

 

In the most honest roster entry ever, Colon is officially listed at 5-11, 285.

 

Welp, fun while it lasted.