MLB 2022: The Long and Winding Thread

When something like this goes viral, do you wonder how long it will take before this douchenozzle dares to enter an MLB park again?

(If this is any of you, I profusely apologize.)

 

That guy sure fell off the cliff. Even Patrick Corbin thinks he sucks.

 

Doesn't stop Zach Hample.

 

Fucking suits, man.

 

I know. They're just ruining newspap ... uh, baseball!

 

Didn't realize Alan Tudyk is a Pads fan.

 

To show just how deranged and developmentally arrested this dork is, Kate Upton was standing right in front of him in a dress with a four-inch skirt.

JUUUSTIIIIIIIN!

 

Still curious about what the Washington Baseball Team will get for Juan Soto. They can afford to be patient. It's not like he's a free agent at the end of this season. Or next, even.
One certainty is that they won't get vilified for their teardown.

 

Original 6 ... and I’m not talking hockey.

 

I do know I've never seen such a glut of ridiculous "mock" trades. People think opponents are going to give up their current signature player and half their farm system for him.

 

If you trade for him now you get him for 2 months this season and the next two full seasons. And if you do get him, you can always trade him at the 2024 trade deadline to a contender if you don’t think you can sign him. He’s not cheap, he’ll get over 40 million over the next two years, it you’re not locked in through 2040.
Personally, I’d offer 5 years 200million. Maybe even a bit more per year. When it comes to quality FA, there’s no longer any risk to the player, the team is the only one taking any risk.