MLB 2022: The Long and Winding Thread

I’m firmly in camp 2. Induct him the day after he dies.

 

I think I can cover most of it with the simple opinion that I don't need Cooperstown to have a morals clause at all.

Of course, then you'd have to go back a century and re-evaluate ... wait. No, you wouldn't. Those guys are in already.

 

Absolutely never in the Hall. End of discussion.

 

Well, I guess all discussion of the matter is over. Hope the message got out to the masses.

 

There's been one unbending rule in baseball since 1920.

No betting.

Never in.

 

I'm surprised he wasn't dealt for some low-grade mayonnaise near the trade deadline.

 

The irony here is that old Cleveland Municipal Stadium had what might have been the finest green/gray ballpark mustard ever.

 

The A’s we’re asking too much for Miracle Whip

 

Mustard tried to pray to Jesus, but Christ is still trying to figure out how to hit a curveball.

 

I hope and pray there isn't a subsequent news item from Lake County reporting that it was Colonel Mustard in the library with a lead pipe.

But you know, 50 straight losses can do some serious shit to one's psyche.

 

Of course they had to send down Mustard. He couldn’t cut himself.