MLB 2022: The Long and Winding Thread

Come on, quit picking on NorCal, who hasn't lost a contact lens before??

 

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

 

I’ve never seen anyone work a two-ball ball count like that

 

I've seen alotta shit in my life ... this is way up there.

 

Is that saving the blow?

 

This is cool

 

A home run a week would get him on the doorstep of 700 home runs.

 

I gotta ask: If a guy receives a sex act in the upper deck of Oakland's whatever-the-fuck-they-call-it-now Coliseum and nobody sees it, is it really an illegal sex act?

Oh, and nice ending to the story: "In other news, the A’s won Sunday’s game, defeating the Seattle Mariners 3-5."

Sure sign of a hack writer is someone who puts the lower number first in a final score of a baseball game.

 

I would say “get a room,” but they’re not in Toronto.

 

Little-used fact: Driving primarily on I-85, it's 433 miles from Intercourse, Pa., to Climax, N.C.