MLB '24 Postseason thread

On absolute fumes.

The Change-Up Kid, Eli Morgan gets a chance.

 

Eli Morgan could become a folk hero in Cleveland in the next half hour.

 

That was a nasty 3-2 pitch. Then again, Spencer Torkelson couldn't hit my fastball. If that's his last plate appearance of 2024, it pretty much summed up his season. Woof.

 

Steven Kwan could fall out of a boat and not hit water right now. He's been on first base more often than the guy dating the homecoming queen.

 

I dare someone to get Kwan out. If Skubal can’t, it can’t be done right now.

 

I can’t imagine how the bullpen got fried with their overmanager taking every starter out in the third inning.

 

I agree it was way too early today.

 

Guards Ball.

Just put it in play and run.

 

Good God. Everything that could be put in play has been hit today. And the Tigers have struck out 14 times. Again, I dare anybody to tell me a strikeout isn't worse than any ball put in play.

Bill James, fuck yourself with a rusty nail.

 

Well, well. Clase is in session. Three-run lead. Six outs to get. Game 5, baby.

 

I really don’t know if he has enough gas.

Cue Wild Thing.