MLB '24 Regular Season Thread

Johnny Damon was very day drunk at Yankees Old-Timers Day. He probably needs some help.

 

Did you see his wife on "Below Deck"? Bending the elbow might be a family problem.

 

I've heard they were absolutely ripshit drunk at the Red Sox reunion, which was an otherwise very somber occasion b/c of the deaths of Tim Wakefield & Larry Lucchino. They seriously need help.

 

What’s the exchange rate on pitches in Toronto? Cuz Bowden Francis is going out in the 9th with a no-hitter and 111 pitches thrown.

 

Jackson Holliday. My man.

 

Good day for The Kid.

 

Valdez was dealing and the Orioles are awful when they score only three runs. That’s some good eatin’ today.

 

This Royals pitching staff is making Realmuto look like Hank fucking Aaron.

 

Get over it, dude. They are good again.

 

They are good as far as Lugo,Wacha,Ragans take them.
I don’t trust Singer.
I wouldn’t trust that bullpen to tell me the sun was shining.

 

Fair enough. Just good the Royals are relevant again.

 

Two homers for Francisco Lindor. From both sides of the plate. One a grand slam.

He got off to such a bad start. If not, he’d be a serious contender for NL MVP. He’ll likely finish second. Of course, everyone playing for second with Ohtani in the NL now.