MLB Dress Code?

Yeah, that is bad. I just skimmed over that, I guess, just seeing her name.

 

Via Deadspin, I'm sure some will be bothered by this take (starting with the word "princess"):

http://deadspin.com/5866134/

 

Woulda been shorter if he just said, No Girls Allowed.

 

Gals!

Does he know they're commissioning these columns ironically?

 

I do hope Mr. Bacon returns and writes about the fantastic answer he's sure to get from Pujols, who won't be distracted anymore and undoubtedly has plenty of time to address this question from the column:
I want to know why Albert Pujols just turned his back on the good, hard-working people of Missouri for a big paycheck and the white lights of Hollywood. Ted Simmons never would have done that. But I can't ask my question when Pujols is staring at some gal's belly-button ring.

 

I guess when your name is Bacon you have no choice but to be a pig.

 

In L.A. there is a higher chance that the belly-button ring will be on a guy, though, so that's just going to be all kinds of further complication.

 

No crap. That is just a typical "you kids get off my lawn and take your funny ideals with you" garbage we don't need to read in print anymore.

 

Does anyone know Rick Bacon? I think Deadspin is stoking outrage with a fake writer.

 

I daresay you're right. Count me as one who was duped.

 

What Fake Rick Bacon's sayin': "So champ, talk about that at-bat in the 4th."

What Fake Rick Bacon's thinkin': "Goddamn gals and their hot goddamn bodies. Goddamn it."

 

The guy won an APSE Award 25 years ago.

I guess that means I'm unqualified to criticize him.