MLB season delayed

OOP- I don't really care about 'players the game can't afford to lose'.
I wasn't arguing about that shit- y'all were.
Try to keep up, boy.

As a fan, I am thinking of guys who would make me interested in watching a ridiculous 60-game jaunt.
(Notice use of conditional verb as I don't think any of this is going to happen)

 

And the Yankees didn't put up the protective screen until after Tanaka was beaned. Thank goodness he should be OK.

Masahiro Tanaka released from hospital after taking line drive to head

 

The key to any of this is timely testing, and it appears that timely testing is not a thing MLB can handle.

 

You made a ridiculous point, fart boy. We all saw it. Just stop trying to repackage it already.

I've always been a big fan of Felix Hernandez, but he's not particularly relevant anymore. That a non-roster invitee who was in a battle for the fifth spot in the Braves' rotation decided not to play is not a reason that this season is fucked.

 

I am announcing today that I plan to have a date with Gal Gadot this summer.
The odds of my date with Gal are almost the same as MLB completing a 60 game season.

 

I can't even fathom.

 

OOP-

My friends call me Octave, not Fart Boy.

I've been watching KBO (an excellent product, by the way) and old games from the Ronald Reagan 1980s.

So I'd really have no problems watching a washed-up HOFer go.

Assuming this shit is even going to happen.

 

Whatever, fart boy.

 

The messenger is good. Walgreens are one of the Favored Few of MLB. The league HQ will pay attention.

 

Markakis OUT!

Braves' Markakis opts out after Freeman talk