MLB Thread Number 3, 2007

Oh, the way the ESPN announcers were talking about it, I thought it hit the scoreboard or something. That's Joe Morgan for ya.

 

When I hear booming and home run in the same sentence, I imagine his shot against the Marlins that went over the batters' eye.

 

I'm surprised, but I bet Braves' fanboys remember Andruw Jones' home run that reached the upper deck in left at CBP last year?

 

Yeah, go back 14 years, in the NLCS. Yeah, yeah, I know the rest.

 

Yes we do. That was the first - and still the only - home run to reach Ashburn Alley, estimated at 496 feet.

 

buck you fuckweaver

The Phillies will be back into the playoffs and beat the Braves soon enough.

 

Just wait till Hudson's arm falls off and Tinkerbell falls out of Smoltz's ass. I only hope that Garcia can come back after getting run over by that damn tractor today.

 

I don't remember that one, but I do remember one he hit at the Vet that was halfway up the upper deck in LEFT-CENTER. Prodigious somehow felt inadequate in describing it.

 

He hit one, I want to find the highlight, but it landed two rows away from Harry the K's

I think his was longer than Albert Pujols' in the first game of the year

 

Most improbable HR I ever saw was Dave Magadan hitting one down a mezzanine fan exit/entryway in dead center at The Vet while with the Mets.

 

This is where the Brewers' start has put me ...



Only replace the dog with me. See it's dog heaven, get it? See how all of the dogs are frolicking and what not?

Oh never fucking mind.

J.J. Hardy and Prince Fielder are gods. That is all.

 

Sure it wasn't. That's why you made the bet. Oh that's right you thought he was going to get hurt at 27 fresh off his most durable season. It's amazing how little you really know.

You're going to lose, and lose big, and your vacation will be the greatest fucking period in the history of this board.