MLB Thread Number 3, 2007

This is going to be a very, long season.

I think the 15 minutes of fame for the piranhas is over.

 

Braves: Three more runs scored with two outs today, on a tie-breaking, bases-clearing double by Kelly Johnson.

They've scored more than 50 percent of their runs this entire season with two outs. I've never seen anything like this. Wow.

 

And the man who pitched the Series winner for this fanboy's Cardinals is now 0-6. On the plus side, he lowered his ERA to 14.32 by only giving up 6 runs on 10 hits in 5 innings.

Lightning meet bottle. Something was in the air last October.

 

Speaking of pants peeing: Jeff Weaver. But not in a good way.

 

Fucking Pirates.

 

Fixed.

 

Seriously...what the fuck is wrong with him?

 

The fact he doesn't have a contract.

And the Pirates have owned him the last couple of years.

 

and hunter's 22-game hitting streaks comes to an end, too. lousy day for us twins fans.

 

The Cubs' loss means the Brewers' seven-game lead is their largest in club history.

Forget peeing my pants if they make the playoffs. I'm unloading a Kohler bowl full of my own pee in my pants as I type this.

 

You're making it easier and easier to root for the Brewers.

I can see the stories now.

MILWAUKEE--A giant stench of urine and fecal matter rose in the city tonight when Francisco Cordero struck out J.D. Drew to givre the Brewers a 3-1 win and the first World Series championship in franchise history.

"I'M GOING TO GET MY FUCKING UNDIES CHANGED!!!!" said Bubbler as he limped down the street, dragging shit behind him.

 

I had the Braves, Tigers, A's and Cubs in a 4 team parlay today.

Fucking Zambrano is right!